Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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