I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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