Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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