why didn't you poke me back
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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