I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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