he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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