New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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