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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So squirting runs in the family.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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