I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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