I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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