Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
