K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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