Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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