That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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