We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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