so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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