i don't like sucking hair
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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