I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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