She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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