Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Randomize
