i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think a kid would responsible me up
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
try to milk me bitch
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