8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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