Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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