quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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