There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Mom said you looked used
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
