BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
