Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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