I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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