Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I have fence marks all over my body
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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