this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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