Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Do plants get herpes?
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