its not stalking. its research.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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