My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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