she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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