May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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