He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
It's official drugs can't kill me
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
