Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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