Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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