I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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