you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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