He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
