I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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