We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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