But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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