I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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