She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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