just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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