We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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