would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
