ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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