Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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