the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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